In some parallel universe, there’s this Apple company…
Probably its name is different, so our universe’s Apple won’t sue them intergalactically.
So, that company, it truly cares about being eco. Not only with their ‘100% carbon-neutral mac-mini’, but also with allowing people to use their perfectly good old tech for whatever time they want.
Hey, Apple! Allow me to use my still good iPad 3, or iPad mini 4, or iPhone 5s. Or iPhone 6, 6s Plus, 7 Plus… Ah, I’ve bought too many.
All I need is a modern browser, is it too much to ask? I don’t need a fancy camera and GPU on each of my gadgets.
And, parallel-universe Apple, please, my Apple Cinema too, do you mind updating it with easily changeable cords? Hey, parallel-universe people! Can you patch our universe remotely, cannot you?
At least, I still can run Arch Linux perfectly fine on my MacBook Pro 2011-era and MacBook Air 2010-era.
Till death do us part.